You'll never be as cool as Doge, but you can certainly try. At least the people who see you in this will know that you f*cks.
Cotton, cotton, and cotton. That's all we put into our t-shirts. Mindblowingly soft while also stretchy enough to probably fit two of you. Perfect for men, women, apache attack helicopters... Okay maybe not apache attack helicopters, but pretty much all other genders.
Once you place your order we'll immediately throw this in a bag and drop it off with the post office on our next Bitcoin ATM trip. Oh and did we tell you, we accept crypto..? Although if you're keeping those tucked neatly under your mattress, we take good ol' fashioned fiat too.
As always we offer a satisfaction guarantee. If something is off, let us know and we'll get right on it.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
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